I Have Pepper Staples In My Head!
February 26, 2005 // 3 Comments
Well, I was in a show last night, and working at the theater, but I found time to impose upon the generosity of my friends the Hills, expecially Karen who is a doctor.
[after roughly .3 seconds]
“Oh yeah, you need stitches.”
“But … I have a show.”
“Oh, fine, come over after, I’ll fix you up”
Seriously. I cannot stress her generosity strongly enough here – at 10:45 pm, having finished the show, I went back to their house. She put some numbing gel on my head, and with the reassuring voice of someone who must deal with morons like me all the time, put six staples in my head.
It hurt like hell, but now that I’ve had a chance to see them, it was totally worth it. Seriously, doesn’t it look awesome?
-Frankenstein.










Joelsephiryn said...
Nuh-nuh,nuh-nuh-nuh, nuh. Neo.
Nuh-nuh, nuh-nuh, nuh-nuh. Sporin.
How’s your melon, bud?
February 26th, 2005
Anonymous said...
Whoa, those are quite some staples!!!
February 26th, 2005
Me said...
Heh heh. Frankenstien. Seriously though, you’re not a moron.
February 27th, 2005