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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.  One muffin turns to the other and says, “My, it’s hot in here”.

The other whirls around and exclaims, “Oh my god, a talking muffin!”

The muffin joke judged not funny at all by The New York Times.  If tis unfortunate piece of journalism leads you to want to cancel your subscription, visit the subscriber information page on their site.

Ugh.